Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4540) - you deserved it (25925)
On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)
PixieWrists's life also sucksToday, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When…
treehugger also deserved itToday, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by…
I bet they were bigger than yours too
#2 - On 03/20/2012 at 11:10am by Curfman
See in context
#5 - On 03/20/2012 at 11:11am by ControlFreak83
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