Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (121583) - you totally deserved it (3022)
On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
(0)OMG.
FYL
your bestfriend is a whore and ur fiancees an asshole
#321 - On 08/28/2010 at 10:34am by missmontreal97
(0)best friend ...? yeah right.
punch her in the mouth, that whore.
happy birthday!
#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:04pm by xyzstephzyx
(0)that sucks. at least you dont have to go through a divorce and have a chance to have a wedding with a better guy. i hope you have some cake and icecream - happy birthday heres to a better year.
oh and dont give the ring back - go pawn it. he did give it to you so do what you want with it.
#7 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:06pm by pinkducttape
(0)wait- isn't a fiancee a girl, but you're referring to her as a he...????
#303 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:22pm by Darth_Draco
(0)it can be used either way, a girl talking about her to-be husband or the other way around
#305 - On 02/20/2010 at 9:54pm by captainmarshall1
(0)fiancée refers to a girl dumbass. fiancé refers to a guy
#316 - On 07/27/2010 at 12:20am by cierraxxmist
(0)@lolwhat
You're an idiot for having to post 'first'... I hope your comment gets moderated.
As for the OP.... that definitely sucks. Keep your head up high and realize that there is someone better for you out there. Ditch the friend since she can't seem to keep her priorities straight. Also find a hot friend of your boyfriend and have a field day with him ( or a younger brother or your ex's father). Nothing like a little vengence from a woman scorned.
(0)What a crappy best friend and ex-fiance. Sounds like the lowlifes deserve each other. Don't give the ring back if he cheated!! Sell it an go on a sweet ass vacation to celebrate your birthday! :)
#9 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:07pm by hawaii_love
(0)sorry to hear that :( from all your friends from fml.com (that you don't really know lol); HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
(0)HaPpY bIrThDaY!!!!!!! (:
Ditch the bitch :p lol so NOT worth ur time!
Throw the ring at him... then slam the door in his face... (If there is a door there at the time... ;) lol
and at least someone cares right? More although for the money you give em... but a happy birthday wish is a happy birthday wish right?
#14 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm by LiveLoveLife
(0)I agree with #7 & #8, I hope the rest of your birthday isn't as bad.... o yeah, Happy Birthday!
#17 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:11pm by NightMareLife
(0)Talk about the worst day ever... :(
but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
hopefully you will find someone more worth your time, and a new best friend. What a bunch of.... i don't even know what. Words cannot describe the hate I have for them.
#19 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:11pm by genius_man16
(0)happy birthday!!!
and ouch.... but i agree with everyone else on here.. do not give the ring back!!! and slap that backstabbing bitch silly!!!!
#20 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:12pm by dustbunny10
(0)Yeah seriously screw that bitch. That isn't a friend. Be gratful you found out. And as everyone else said, don't give the ring back. Happy Birthday!!!
#21 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:12pm by mandadanyele
(0)Well, of all you lost today.. At least you still have your teeth.
#22 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:12pm by rukusrazor
(0)Happy Birthday!
You don't need other people to make you happy, as long as you love yourself.
I know, it sounds lame, but really.
(0)Ouch.. that really sucks.
Nice of your dentist though!
Happy b'day I suppose..
But I doubt it after that :(
Sorry that happened to you
(0)ohh damn..sry :( i agree with #1 u should punch that whore in the face.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, btw its my bday too haha
#29 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:16pm by nevermind21956
(0)Oh boy, that's awful
you should just start a war with your so-called "best friend"
beat that hoe
happy birthday by the way
#31 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:18pm by static_sonia
(0)Aww, that's awful. I'm really sorry. Go out and have fun by yourself, meet someone new. DON'T give the ring back either ;)
#32 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:18pm by lovelymess
(0)Happy Birthday! Atleast, from today you can start afresh without those crap people in your life! All the best. O and pawn the ring but tell him that you gave it to your best friend to give back to him. Assuming he doesn't know she called you!
#36 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:20pm by tWitt3rBuG
(0)rough birthday... Im sorry.
happy birthday though
#37 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:21pm by TheLittlestNinja
Actually the way it works is, if -he- dumps -you- (or cheats on you or whatever dickshit choice he made), you get to keep the ring. You only give it back if -you- are the one who ended things. So tell him and the skank you thought was your best friend to stay out of your life, sell the ring, and use the money on something for yourself. That story makes me sick, I hope they get what they deserve.
Oh and yeah where the hell do you find such a cool dentist?
#38 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:21pm by jmarie
(0)the third one was good... im really sry
happy birthday anyway!
hope things get better cuz that was rough!
(0)ohh wow sorry to hear that... =/
what a "best friend" ..
.. cheer up though.. its your birthdayy !! Hope u have a happy one :] !!
(0)wow. some best friend. pshhh.
and wow. ur dentist? maybe u should marry him.
#41 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:22pm by dontknowaname
(0)wow. some best friend. pshhh.
and wow. ur dentist? maybe u should marry him.
#42 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:22pm by dontknowaname
(0)Here's the law in most states: engagement rings are gifts given on condition of marriage. If YOU broke the engagement, you must return the ring. However, if he broke it off, then the ring is forfeit.
(0)Happy B-day!!!! Sell the ring on that cash 4 gold thingy. extra cash is always good. also smack that bitch and ruin their lives. my wife cheated on me and i ruined her life for sure.
(0)Worst. Birthday. Ever.
I say pawn the ring and use the money to buy yourself an awesome birthday present. If he was cheating on you, you DEFINITELY shouldn't give it back to him.
(0)Wow, I didn't know there were laws about engagement rings.
#47 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:24pm by bettiewest
(0)Your "best friend" is a bitch, your (ex)fiance is an asshole, and the law is not consistent in every state, but proper manners would dictate that because he ended it, you can keep the ring. Sell it and treat yourself to something nice.
And #1 - Get a life.
(0)wow FYL indeed. keep the ring, sell it, and do something great for your birthday. your "best friend" is a hoe. they deserve each other. theyre both assholes. sorry about your day.
btw happy birthday from a total stranger on fmylife.com
#49 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:28pm by un_loved3947
(0)Call your fiance and just tell him this: blow my whistle bitch I have FML on my side hehe.
#50 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:29pm by Sleepwalker
(0)dont give that asshole the ring, just say you "lost" it and then "find" it later to pawn that shit.
and that "friend" needs to get her ass beat
#53 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:30pm by waxstigmata
(+1)You can legally keep the ring. Engagement rings are considered a contract in anticipation of a marriage. Whoever breaks the "contract" forfeits the ring.
And be sure to hide that shit! My ex-fiance broke into my house to get back his ring before flying across country to marry a fat Filipino bitch he had been cybersexing for months.
#55 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:35pm by youfailatlife
(0)Wow... happy birthday! But wow... kick your fiance in the balls, and your best friend in the shins.
(0)im so sorry that really sucks!!! what a jackass fiance and a bitch friend!
#57 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:36pm by sydneybristow
(0)Awww, thats the worst one in a while! Happy Birthday! Oh and it's customary to keep the ring when the man that gave it to you is a cheating man hoe. Keep it, pawn it, use the money to treat yourself!
#58 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:37pm by Slappy_Tackle
(0)Ouch that sucks. A few birthdays ago I woke up to my now ex saying "fuck you" and breaking up with me....although yours is much worse. It would suck to have all this happen any day but your birthday is definitely the worst. Just revel in the fact that you know both of them will get what they deserve (misery and heartache) since they are both liars and cheaters and more than likely one of them with screw the other one over.
Also happy brithday for what its worth...hope you get some sympathy shots at the bar out of all this.
(0)Awww!! That really, really sucks x(
Happy birthday though!! And keep the ring. Cheating on you and the asking for it back...what an asshole.
And #55, that SUCKS!! I'm sooo sorry :(
(0)that was so WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS except the bestfriend part.but i say we get their idea you go knock on the guys door and punch him in the ball and when he says why youll say YOU KNOW WHY !jaja HAPPY BIRTHDAY if you want to feel better go have a one night stand=]!
(0)Ouch...
well, happy birthday anyways!
Things can only get better from here on out if you had such a bad start. It has to balance out eventually.
(0)That is absolutley terrible! Your fiancee is an ASSHOLE. Make sure he knows that. What a man skank for doing that. Your best friend? Probably the sluttiest whore I've ever heard of. I hope you kept the ring but still are not going to marry that penis head that calls himself a man.
#65 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:39pm by raymae
(0)Sell the ring and keep the money. It's worth more than him and your "best friend" combined. (Actually, they're worthless.)
And obviously, don't talk to either one of them anymore. Nobody should be treated the way they treated you.
In fact, if you want someone to help you hide the bodies.... >=D haha
Happy Birthday, though! I hope the rest of your day goes well =/
#66 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:40pm by xOpheliacx
(0)Lol Slit_RF, I hope you realize the irony in posting that because you are essentially whoring for attention from strangers yourself by attempting to post a witty comment online.
(0)It's pretty shitty you have to give the ring back, since I believe it is illegal in most states to keep the ring after calling off an engagement or your ex can sue.
But sorry this post seems to horrible to be real, but if it is, well then.... wow that sucks
#68 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:43pm by wingedeggplant
(0)happy birthdayy! that's terrible, im sorry. that was very nice of your dentist though. keep the ring and get money off of it.
#69 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:45pm by dlmargolis09
(0)Well... um... yeah. Keep the ring, fuck 'em both. Tell him that if he can't keep it in his pants he doesn't get to keep what's on your finger.
#72 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:47pm by Max_Glycine
(0)Maybe you should sell the ring at a ridiculously low price, and give him the money for it. That would be... hilarious.
(0)That REALLY sucks. You should return the ring, though; it's almost certainly a valuable piece of jewelry. HOWEVER, say you will return it when he presents himself to you and says exactly why he wants it back. Once you give it back to him, you'll be able to start forgetting him; a vacation bought on the money the ring is worth would only end up hurting.
#74 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:51pm by chroniclurker
(0)Wow, FYL :(
That sucks, Your best friend is a bitch and your ex is a cheating bastard it's good you found oput before you married him.
I hope your day gets better
#75 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:51pm by mixedcalibaby
(0)aw... get urself a birthday gift and sell the ring :] .. happy birthday !
#76 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:52pm by f_mylifelovex3
(0)Ouch. Double ouch. Triple ouch!
I'm guessing this will be a birthday you'll remember, but for all the wrong reasons. Hope you have better luck next year! X
(0)Aww. I'm sorry. Punch both of them in the face, the cheating bastard and the skanky whore. They should both know better. I hope the rest of your birthday is happy though, and at least your dentist is cool. Oh, and keep the ring.
#78 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:53pm by MrsLovett
(0)HAPPY BDAY!! sorry thats horrible but dont give that piece of shit his ring back its yours!!! take it to a pwan shop or melt it n make something else! i hope you never talk to that girl again you deserve waaay better. karma will get him
(0)Happy birthday. Sorry your day has been awful. At least you didn't marry the prick to find this out :(
#81 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:57pm by strawberry_78
(0)agreed with #35, sell the ring and say you gave it to your "friend" to give back. I went through a hard breakup too. I was heart broken, but now I'm so much happier, hopefully in time the same will happen to you. Happy Birthday!
#83 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:57pm by indiestar89
(0)Happy Birthday!
He cheated on you, you're allowed to keep the ring.
#85 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:58pm by skittlesmeep
(0)the spirit of FML has finally returned.
unfortunately for you that means you had a situation in which you were genuinely screwed.
(0)i agree with # 72, that would be hilarious
and, that really sucks. but at least you found out before being married legally and going through all that work and money spent just to get a divorce and MORE paper work..
happy birthday anyway.. hope it gets better
#89 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:02pm by dreamsmean
(0)that really sucks and i am sorry it happen on your birthday. if i were you i would first of all go and slap that bitch you call (ex)bestfriend, then go have yourself a one night stand, after that go and sell the ring and treat yourself to a vacation i bet you will feel better afterwards.
P.s. post your dentists number here i would like a dentist that is cool.
And oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(0)I am so sorry, OP! I hope the rest of your birthday doesn't go as badly, and I'm pretty sure you're legally allowed to keep the ring, sell it for money, and then buy yourself something nice that doesn't require a douchebag of a fiance and a bitch of a friend to be around.
On the plus side, you have a really cool dentist!
(0)I'm so sorry this happened on your birthday!
She isn't your best friend, and he really should be ex fiancé, i hope you realise you are worth WAY more than either of those two.
(0)Atleast your friend has told you eventually, and I wish my dentist wished me happy birthday =(
#96 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:16pm by LordofNorm
(0)sell the ring, and that girl is not your best friend and your fiancee is an asshole
#98 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:19pm by pinkdinosaur64
(0)It could have been worse...the dentist office could have called to tell you that you needed a root canal...
#99 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:20pm by erikawesome
(0)I hope you know you don't have to give the ring back if he's the one that caused the breakup. Sell it and buy yourself something nice!
#102 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:21pm by MyMacWillEatYou
(0)Happy birthday! I hope things get better for you!
Pawn the ring.
Treat yourself to something.
Lose the "friend."
And be happy you didn't actually go through with marrying the bastard.
#103 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:22pm by buffsgirl21
(0)hey at least you got 1/3
that's a .333 in baseball, which is pretty decent
happy birthday, btw
#106 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:25pm by that_guy321
(0)That's some full service dentistry.
Happy Birthday!
#107 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:26pm by liveitlearnit
(0)Happy Birthday!
Sorry about the drama that came with it.
If your fiancee called off the wedding, he's shit out of luck, he doesn't get to ask for the ring back. But if you called it off, yes it would be appropriate to give it back. But in your case it sounds like he dropped the bomb, so fuck him and ebay that ring!!! Have a nice vacation with it!!!
#108 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:27pm by sincityahole
(0)My dentist doesn't call me :(
Happy birthday!!!
I'm sorry your friend's a bitch and your fiancee's a little dick.
and I agree with #104!
#109 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:28pm by effyourlife_
(0)Ok first off, I agree with selling the ring back; have a blast and meet someone better! Second, really, punch that whore! Happy birthday, I hope you find someone better :(!
#110 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:29pm by PinkLavaLamp
(0)Oh wow, what a present. I'm so sorry this had to happen to you on your "Happy" Birthday. Slap a hoe, and sell that ring! Consider it a Birthday present from them both! Use that money for several options: 1) Go clubbin'! 2) Vacation! 3) Buy a camcorder and record yourself with his best friend. Send it to him! The ideas are limitless! Have a field day!!
PS: Happy Birthday! =]
#113 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:33pm by Tbuccola
(+1)If the engagement is broken off because of his actions (i.e. cheating on you and then ending the relationship), you do NOT owe him the ring back - legally or morally. It's yours. If you want to placate him, you can sell it and split the proceeds. But under no circumstances should you just give it back. He's the one that shafted you, he should deal with the consequences.
(0)Shit, sounds like the dentist is a keeper and to hell with the other two. Oh, and keep that ring. And sell it. He's got a lot of nerve for asking for it back. Buy yourself an awesome birthday present instead, and an amazing cake.
Happy birthday regardless!!! :)
(0)WTF?! SHE'S A SLUT!!! How could she do something like that, omg that's so decieving. KICK HER ASS! And, pawn that fucking engagement ring. He gave it to you so you should fucking keep it!
(0)Keep the ring. Happy birthday to you, right? I think you earned that much, at least. Buy some rum and go somewhere tropical.
#119 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:42pm by Ibeapirate
(+1)FYL. If he broke off the engagement, and if the ring isn't a family heirloom, then I don't think you have any legal obligation to return it. Tell him and your "friend" to go fuck themselves, sell the ring, and have a good time with the money (I'd check with a lawyer about the ring, just to be sure).
And that was very thoughtful of the dentist.
#120 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:44pm by cthulhu1138
(0)kinda funny that the dentist was the only one that remembered, but still probably a horrible day. Happy birthday anyways
#121 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:46pm by shadow_duv
(0)Keep the ring, there are laws that see the ring as an ‘agreement’ to being faithful and always with you. Should the male breech that agreement you have all rights to keep the ring and do what you want with it. Had it been you who breeched the agreement you would have to return it. The only loop hole is if the ring is an heirloom. Other than that, don’t give that SOB the ring, do what you wish with it. It’s a good thing you found this out before you’re married, your ‘best friend’ and fiancé are trash that you can clean out of your life- so really it is a gift on your birthday that these people are cleaned out of your life.
Take care of yourself and always look on the bright side.
(0)wow funny, today is my birthday too and it also sucked!
No one remembered, pretty much.
FOr the past couple of years, my birthdays have just come and go. Just like ordinary days. Maybe worse.
I guess birthdays are just a day though, really.
Happy Birthday.
#123 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:49pm by ShadowMystika
(0)DON'T GIVE THE RING BACK! Sell it and go on vacation and laugh in his face if he complains.
And don't even bother with your so-called friend. With friends like that, you don't need enemies. Ditch her and spend time with the people who matter.
#124 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:51pm by MURPHYCHACHO
(0)Happy B-day!! You shouldn't give the ring back and you should pawn it off or you should flush it down the toilet. After that you should go get a new friend and a new bf.
(0)...That's just horrible. Sell the ring and buy something nice for yourself (:
Ditch your 'friend' and rise above them.
Hope you have nicer birthday's from now on.
(0)Lol, #2! Punch them both in the mouth and send them to see the singing dentist! Uh... That really sucks, pawn the ring as a birthday present. Happy Birthday!
(0)I think you should keep the ring, and tell him that you wished his father would have pulled out. And then the next time you see your friend, tell her you saw him with someone else so she thinks he is cheating on her too. (and I bet he is.)
Also, I hope your birthday gets better. GOOD LUCK!
If you are in Spokane, WA. I will be your friend. :)
(0)#126, seriously. Do you read the rules of FML? It says not to call FML's fake. Just because you don't believe it, doesn't mean it's not true. I have had weird situations like this happen to me, before. Though they haven't been this intense. =\
#130 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:58pm by Tbuccola
(0)yes totally sell the ring! then tell him you sold it for a fraction of its price when he asks for it. what a jerk :[
(0)that sucks nd i dont wanna be mean but get anew best friend cuz shes a bitch, nd if u want people to call u get more social nd get more friends
(0)Fuck them both, they are assholes. Sell the ring, and maybe go on a date with your dentist, he seems pretty legit.
#134 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:03pm by lnm701
(0)HaPpY bIrThDaY!!
oh my God what aholes! ditch her, tell the guy off, and sell the ring! i truely hope ur birthday gets better, OP :)
oh, and @123: dont make this about urself, ok? just post ur own!
#135 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:04pm by funkymonkey90914
(0):'(
I'm so sorry.
Look at least you saved yourself from marrying a complete DICK and a bonus you got rid of STUPID SLUT best friend. But you probably cared for them a lot and your probably really depressed. Don't be your going to look back at this years from now and be really happy this happened.
#140 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:18pm by ilovefmlife
happy birthday!
sorry that happened but look on the bright side, 63 people wished a you happy birthday!
#141 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:20pm by ambrosia
(0)I'm going to be honest: the dentist thing makes me want to cry.
#142 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:20pm by AmpulexCompressa
(0)#136, 137, and 138 are all less funny than I thought physically possible.
Anyway, OP: if it's an heirloom, mail the ring back to his grandmother or whatever. Don't give it to him directly. Attach a note saying what he did and why it's being mailed back. If it's not an heirloom, sell it and go wild.
#144 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:25pm by Inoku
(0)I think we're all in agreement with PAWN the ring!!!
But Happy Birthday!!
Take the money and treat yourself to something nice.
Oh and as for your "best friend", well karma is a bitch.
#145 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:32pm by hahalifesucks
(0)Look at it this way, at least you found out now that he's a lying cheating bastard. And that your "best friend" is a whore.
You could've found out years from now after you'd married and had kids. That would've been MUCH harder. That's what I kept telling myself after my ex-fiancee dumped me (then made out with random men but refuses to admit he's gay, idk, yours is way worse but I feel your pain). It really helped me think about the bigger picture and realize that it would've been MUCH worse to have to start over 10 years down the road.
Try to think of it as you're one step closer to the person you're SUPPOSED to be with. And find a new best friend who won't jump in the sack with your man. I know people can't help how they feel but they sure can help what they choose to do about it.
Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you don't let this ruin future birthdays. Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
P.S. You have an awesome dentist.
(0)ok. heres what you do. pawn the ring, then use the money to buy eggs, bologna, and spray paint which you will use on your best friends car.
#147 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:33pm by alyssamarie218
(0)Ouch. I'm sorry, love. There are better friends and boyfriends out there, waiting for you to meet them. Happy birthday, for what it's worth.
(0)First......HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
&& sorry !, Tht stupid bitch isnt worth bein friends wit
and keep da ring and sell it.
#149 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:55pm by SmexxiHunny
(0)Your fiance and 'best friend' are messed up. You're better off without them.
Happy Birthday.
And I think what the dentist did was cute. XD
#151 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:06pm by mehwhateverr
(0)there's no way that someone who you decided to marry would break up with you one your birthday. Same goes for your best friend.
Stop lying. If you're gonna lie, at least make it funny, not just some terrible day.
(0)Yha, you deserve a lot better. Tell your ex to go fuck himself, tell your ex best to kick rocks in flip-flops, n then go on a vacation. Treat yourself.
(0)happy birthday, and as much as my birthday might've sucked (mine is today aswell) yours is worse. hope you feel better bud.
#155 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:13pm by crazyinlove94
(0)HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! IM SURE HE WOULDA BEEN A SHITTY HUSBAND ANYWAYS!!! AND DUMP YOUR "BEST FRIEND" , SHE SUCKS!!!!!
#157 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:16pm by Matzaball300
(0)What dentist do you go to where they call you and sing happy birthday????? Lucky bitch....
#159 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:20pm by VegasMade702
(0)aaw i remember when my dentist used to call and sing happy birthday to me :(
then i moved and got a creepy old lady as a dentist
happy biirthday though :D
#162 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:30pm by chickenboobs
(0)please... I hope the is is a lie.. if they really did all this on your birthday they are fucking assholes who probably should be shot by you or any real friend..
(0)Poo on them!!! maybe go out with your dentist...? o.O
Well..happy birthday!!!
I agree w/164, dont give him the ring back...flush it down the toilet =]
#166 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:36pm by lilaznkoolioz
(0)#8 is right, sell the ring! And go and sleep with his best friend to get back at him. Then get sexy slutty clothes and go see him when you know he and your "friend" are together, and kiss him so shes jelous. And you can burn any stuff he left in your house, like in that Rihana music video! BE EVVVVIIIILLL!!!!
(0)why do i get the feeling that this is completely made up?
#169 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:50pm by babymama1029
(0)aw happy birthday!
i hope that means something, even coming from a random person on the internet.
#170 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:08pm by FueledbyPanic32
(0)No one reads rules.
@169, 161, 126, 152
Stop calling stuff fake. I bet you all will BAWWWWWWWWWWW when we call your stuff fake, and it's probably real.
Happy Birthday.
(0)I first I was like, "What's so bad about having somebody sing to you?"
Then I realized the importance of that 3rd call.
Damn, that sucks
and now you just got a bunch of happy birthdays from fml :) happy birthday & that really does suck ! all the best:)
#174 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:20pm by xij3ss
(0)So... you mean... your EX-fiancee. What a terrible birthday. At least the dentist's office sang for you. Happy birthday!
(0)Everyone, stop calling fake. It's against the rules, and you sound like dumb douche bags when you do it. Also, how do you know how fucked up someone's life is? Oh.... YOU DON'T.
OP: Steps for revenge:
Pawn the ring, try to atleast get 1,000+.
Tell your "bff" she is forgiven, get her to have sex with some dude and get him to make a video of it. Post it on the internet and send it to her family.
Your exfiance well make some ice cream, get that same dude to jizz in it and send him the ice cream as an apology.
ORR... you can take the high road, and just pawn the ring, ditch them and live your life each day.
#179 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:45pm by ohhhhshizzz
(0)http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/01/07/diamond.not.forever/index.html
This is about engagement ring law in various states. If you're Canadian, you can keep the ring since your fiance called it off. Not sure about other countries.
What an utterly terrible birthday. I don't get why anyone would say YDI.
(0)sell the ring,
get yourself a birthday cake,
light some candles
AND STICK THE BURNING CANDLES IN THOSE MOTHERF**CKERS EYES.
at least, thats what I'd do. :)
(0)ok set your fiance's house on fire and through out his ring, and set your best friends hair on fire. there you go, then it will be a happy birthday
(0)jeez, I genuinely feel bad for you, but then again things happen for a reason; you'll find better people to spend your life with.
(0)I didn't read all the comments but I know you did get some happy birthdays from random people but happy birthday and I'm sorry I hope your day goes better tomorrow.
#185 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:36pm by suckingatlife
(0)I'm so sorry. thats horrible for both of them to do! Happy Birthday and I'll keep you in my prayers!
#187 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:45pm by exotichummingbir
(0)I hate when that happens.
But Happy Birthday!
Their loss.
#188 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:50pm by ImaTrainwreck
(0)Num1 ur bestfriend is not a good bestfriend num2 ur fiance is a duchebag and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
#189 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:50pm by pensrox872971
(0)im so sorry!! that really sucks!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FROM ALL OF US TO YOU! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!!!! :D
FROM
breezycat and friends!
#191 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:56pm by breezycat
(0)Happy BirthDay!!!!!
May God Bless You With All The Bestest Things In The World!!!
Atleast you have so many birthday Greetings from so many people!!! Woowwww!!!!
Jus Forget and Forgive those Insignificant people of Lord!!!Hav Fun!!! Wear a Smile!!!!
#192 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:01pm by Californiapsyche
(0)On the plus side... At least you've got friendly dentists.
#193 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:13pm by NuclearWinter
(0)Man, that fucking sucks. You deserve so much better than your scummy fiancee and "best friend". How heartless! But maybe it works out in the end-you don't deserve the likes of either of them, so they found each other. Just don't dwell on it for too long, you'll find people who will actually treat you with respect.
At least your dentist is cool. Sorry that your birthday sucked, but Happy Birthday anyways!
(0)well that sucks!!! screw both your fiance and best friend...if they're gonna be like that fajuck them! but at least someone sang you happy birthday! HAPPY birthday
(0)Omg my birthday is coming soon, I would cry if that happened to me
btw Happy Birthday.
#197 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:20pm by life_sux1234
(0)Omg, my birthday is coming soon, I would cry if that happened to me
btw Happy Birthday.
#198 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:20pm by life_sux1234
(0)Pawn the ring and start hitting on your dentist they pull in some nice change and he was cool enouf to wish ya a happy birthday i put my dentist's kid through college he couldnt giva shit about me
(0)nice dentist. Atleast they wished you a happy birthday. Happy Birthday! Also if I were you, I'd sell the ring and go on a nice vacation with the ring to celebrate your birthday
(0)that sucks!! i'm really sorry!! But, Happy Birthday!!!
oh, and you can sue him. he gave you a ring, which is a legal, binding contract. you'll have to do more research, but that's what one of my friends told me. keep the ring so you can sue him for what he's worth. but, you have to give back the ring or he can sue you for the ring.
#202 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:30pm by wolfmaster757
(0)that sounds like my birthday only no one called me and 3 people died in that week
im sorry that it sucked i know how you feel :(
(0)I sorry what a mean bitch your best friend must be! she's a dirty cunt for doing that to u , and girly u deserve alot better than those two low lives!
#207 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:57pm by guidetteItaliaRN
(0)Today I confessed my best friend I had been sleeping with hes fiancee in the last two months. After the call ended I noticed this was the worst day for that confession. It was her birthday. FML
(+1)DO NOT give that ring back. It is not your obligation, morally or legally, and YOU DESERVE to have something in exchange for his breach of promise. Sell it and treat yourself to something nice.
(0)1/3rd, I guess it could have gotten worst.
What a best friend though. It's one thing when your partner cheats, but with your best friend?
(0)OMG, I am SO sorry. Absolutely do not give that ring back!!!!!! It's yours. He gave it to you, along with some pretty specific promises, and since one has clearly fallen through, why lose the other, too? It was a gift and yours to do with as you like. Sell it and take yourself on a fabulous vacation to Tahiti or something. With or without a different, and actual friend. As for her, never again. Never speak to her again. That is NOT something a friend does!!!!
I'm so very sorry that this happened.
(0)Dude I feel so sorry for you
Happy Birthday =)
hakeemistheman@yahoo.com
#213 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:30am by hakeemistheman
(0)@135
WHy the hell would i post another FML about how much my own birthday sucked that would be exactly like this one? That would be completely stupid.
People make comments all the time on FMLs about their similar experiences so the OP can relate, so eff off. I bet your birthdays are filled with rainbows and puppy dogs so you wouldn't know, would you?
All I was doing was trying to make the OP feel a little less lonely.
#215 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am by ShadowMystika
(0)Aw, happy birthday... At least you didn't marry that jerk, he probably would have cheated on you while you were married and it would have been even MORE messier. Pawn his ring and order a few dozen pizzas to his place.
#217 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:45am by rainyday1010
(0)aww thats sucks but u know what dont give a fuck abt it.. because u will find a guy that truly deserves you .. u'll find a best friend that will be there by ur side... and forget abt those bitches they deserve eachother. On behave of all FML members including myself HAPPY B-DAY!!!!! have the best of it and have a wonderful year
#218 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:23am by princess333
(0)you're not allone....I've got about 100 friends to go out for party...but aprox 1 who knows my birthday and NO one who remembers and calls haha
that's life
(0)a little too appropriate to be real let's be serious
#220 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:35am by mustangsally
(0)My fiance left me on my birthday last year, but not sleeping with my best friend. I kinda feel your pain, I'm sorry...Happy Birthday.
#221 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:46am by dertyjersey
(0)I'm glad she confessed instead of trying to hide, even though that was a very asshole-ish thing to do. At least your dentist cares, about your teeth and life events. =)
(0)At least you have kind wishes from internet strangers...I don't know how much that improves things but I'm sure many of the people on this site would love to give you a more suitable phone call 365 days later.
I know I would. Nobody should have a quiet phone on their big day.
(0)Sounds like I had a better birthday than you. I turned 21 and got drunk. Take solace in that fact. Somehow. Just try real hard.
#224 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:20am by libertyprime
Keep the ring. Sell it. Take yourself on a nice trip or something. I am sorry this happened. People are stupid trying to make fun of this. I understand, not your exact situation, but I have had something similar happen to me. At least you don't have children with him.
Also, what best friend. She should be punched in the face. "today i got my teeth knocked in cause I'm a whore. Fmyfriendsboyfriend. I'm a stupid shit. IDI."
#225 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:29am by LaceyPatrickson
(0)The ring is yours, it doesn't belong to your fiance. It became yours the second he gave it to you. Don't give it back. Your best friend sounds more like a worst enemy. And as thoughtful as it was that the Dentist office sang to you, I feel a little heartbroken for you.
Happy Birthday to you, whoever you are!
#226 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:43am by thedreamer012
(0)That sucks, but at least you got a good gift for your bday. You got rid of all the assholes in your life. And I agree with #225, don't give the ring back. Pawn it or something.
#228 - On 05/15/2009 at 3:00am by coffeennicotine
(0)dont give the ring bak, sell it on e bay or something and happy birthday!
#236 - On 05/15/2009 at 9:38am by Blithe_626
(0)Like the Others are sayinq. dO nOt. i repeat. dO nOt qive the ring baCK. yOu Can pawn it. make sOme quiCk dOLLas && qO by yOurseLf a birthday gift. fOrget them. yOu dOnt need peOpLe Like that in your Life. && by the way. Happy BeLated birthday.
#238 - On 05/15/2009 at 11:15am by MiSzOhSoFr3Sh
(0)OH NO!!! I accidentally hit YDI!
No really, that's absolutely awful. And I wouldn't give the ring back.
#239 - On 05/15/2009 at 11:25am by ilikerainbows
(0)hey see its not all that bad! you got a song, come on now be happy =]
#240 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:22pm by JohnnyDeathNote
(0)what a skank ass. i'm sorry they fucked up your birthday. kill that bitch.
#241 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:26pm by audiogasmic
(0)#7 is right. By the way, when a guy breaks up with you, you get to keep the ring. It's if you dumped him that you give it back. So go get some money out of the situation and buy yourself something fun for your birthday! You deserve it after the people in your life are being assholes.
#243 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:22pm by SweetheartAngel
(0):( That's horrible. I can't say Happy Birthday since I know it's so crappy right now. But I hope this year is awesome for you, and that you find better friends and a better guy. Best of luck to you.
(0)yeah i agree that cheaters dont deserve to get the ring back. sell it and use the money to go on a vacation with a better friend
#246 - On 05/15/2009 at 3:21pm by newzealander
(0)I'm so glad my best friend is a guy.... I don't have to worry about him sleeping with my future fiance. lol. anywayss she obviously wasn't ur best friend. happyyyyyybday!
(0)awwwwwww! Happy Birthday!
Pffft, don't give the ring back! Sell it! He gave it to you, do what you will.
If it's any condolence, at least u've got a sweet dentist
(0)so sorry!! you deserve so much better hun!!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
#251 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:50pm by krazyguamgurl671
(0)happy birthday
and keep the ring then sell it and make a profit and keep the money for yourself and buy yourself something nice (:
(0)I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Hands down @ #7, go pawn it or something, don't give it back.
And that whore and asshole deserve each other. You're lucky the wedding didn't fall through.
Last but definitely not least...Happy birthday
#256 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:02am by forallitsworth
(0)That is quite possibly the worst thing ever....at least your dentist office is friendly :)
I would seriously throw rotten eggs at your soon-to-be-ex-friend AND ex-fiancee ...
And you should totally sell the ring for profit :)
#258 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:38pm by luvable_loozer
(0)The ring is yours if he broke off the engagement. It's supposed to signify a contract, if you break the marriage off he gets the ring back; if he breaks it off, it's yours to keep.
(0)I know it probably doesn't feel like it right now, but you are better off without him and will look back someday after you have found your true soulmate and be so glad you got rid of this jerk. I agree, sell the ring. Or, if for some reason you actually want/have to give it back, go to a dog park and hunt a really big pile of dog poop and with gloved hands select a really big turd and push the ring deep down into it, leaving only a small part of the gold band showing. Then put it in a small box, wrap it really nice, and give it to him with a note included that says, "since you like messing around with shit (best friends name inserted here) I thought you would enjoy this. Then turn around and start laughing your ass off as you walk away.
(0)Ummm number #147, you said:
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ok. heres what you do. pawn the ring, then use the money to buy eggs, bologna, and spray paint which you will use on your best friends car.
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I get the eggs and spray paint, but what's the bologna for?
(0)thats horrible, happy birthday and you need to find a new best friend
#267 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:49am by krazedoughnuts
(0)That sucks!!!
=((
I'M SORRY!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FACK YOUR "BESTFRIEND" UP!!!
#268 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:22am by lilbean894
(0)I HATE that Anti_Christ dude, he just hates everyone.,
#269 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:31pm by ohhhhshizzz
(0)sell the ring. ruin ur best friends life now. become friends with everyone at the dentists
#271 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:09pm by BluEG0pher
(0)You get to keep the ring.
Do what you will with it.
Maybe sell it, and buy a hitman to take the two of them out...
and go to the dentist while this is going on so you have an alibi.
#272 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:32am by redbluegreen
(0)Legally, that ring is rightfully yours. He called the wedding off - he can't sue you for it, that's for sure. I agree with everyone else. PAWN IT!
(0)Pawn the f*ckin ring to buy a baseball bat to beat the whore with and send her to your dentist's office after you knock her teeth out. That way everybody wins!
(0)proper etiquette dictates that if he breaks up with you, you get to keep the ring. listen to everyone on here, sell the ring and have an awesome single girl vacation!
(0)That sucks so bad! I'm sorry :S
How can people say this is a YDI?!
Well.. Happy Birthday :)
#281 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:05am by annettelev
(0)well, at least the dentist was nice! usually the cause pain! seriously, kill the boyfriend and friend, and shove he ring down his throat. preferably before you kill him.
(0)hey I wish my dentist would sing me happy birthday =/, well anyway sucks when that happens, Cut ties with both of them completely and go on with your life, it easier said than done, but you dont need people like that in your life, whatever you do dont be like those dumbasses on maury who just forgive their bf/gf all of the time,... I honestly believe once a cheater, always a cheater
#285 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:21am by CassandraBear93
(+1)dump the friend and the fiancee. they both suck. if your dentist is male and single, go for it =] happy birthday!
#288 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:36am by beaandbunny05
(0)Wow, your dentist sings you happy birthday? That's kind of awesome.
Here's what you do: Punch your ex's teeth out, so that he has to go to the dentist. You'll feel better, and your nice dentist will make a bunch of money!
#289 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:22pm by yumpinyiminy
(0)Don't give him back the ring, if you haven't already. Give it to your so-called "best friend" and tell her she can have it. Except give her a fake one... and pawn the real one. =) Then go visit hawaii!
#290 - On 07/28/2009 at 8:31pm by monster_tamer
(0)oh god.. those dentist happy birthday calls are the worst mainly because those are the only calls i get on my birthday! x_X
#291 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:57am by elmntal
(+1)i hope you didn't give the ring back. and if you did that's stupid because legally, unless you broke up with him, then you don't have to give the ring back because it was a "gift." that thing would have been sold quick if it was me and then i would have bought myself some new clothes or shoes to wear in front of him and would have then proceeded to find a way to let him know it was thanks to him i could buy it.
(0)Screw your finnacy or how ever you spell it and hook up with the hot receptonist at your dentist.
#294 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:56am by tomberryboy
(0)omgg! the 1st 2 are really sad...but the dentist one added comic relief and made me laugh really hard..otherwise sorry =(
(0)yeah consider it a good birthday present, may not feel like it now, but seriously did you a favour you're no longer engaged to an ass hole or best friends with a mole! Bash them both give yourself a birthday present
(0)o sorry that SUCKS but at least your boyfriend and friend arent assholes anymore and that some ppl care about your birthday even if it is your dentist hook up with him
#298 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:52pm by gladiaintu
(0)yea and if u consider her a friend your life really does suck sorry u should beat that whore until she is purple
#299 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:54pm by gladiaintu
(0)Be happy someone remembered your birthday. All my Dentist ever did was rip out my teeth and bill me for it.
Hell once my dentist didn't even put gloves on, she just pulled them out in the waiting room.
#300 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:03am by GruntOfAction
(0)Did you at least fake cry in front of them because you received the news on your b-day and used that as an excuse to get some cash out of it?
And consider dating your dentist.
(0)That is soooo horrible, I can't even say how bad it is. You should sell the ring, punch your ex, slap your best friend and then brush and floss. Happy Birthday!!!
#304 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:22pm by o_ospacedout
(0):'[ This actually made me tear up a bit. Mhm, but do not do anything to him or your best friend. Everything happens for everything. & obviously they just wanted to be with each other. Or probably to just have sex with each other? You deserve so much better! You deserve someone who actually loves you.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Be the better person! I hope you the best.
(0)everyone doesnt know the rules of spelling Fiance or Fiancee deal with it. and i agree, FYL.
#320 - On 08/26/2010 at 9:05pm by Shadowkeiichi
