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Illustration by Lynn Andrews
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Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so fucking cute.
That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016