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Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (20422)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

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The tough life of a guitar hero...

#3 - On 03/08/2012 at 9:57am by OnlyOnFML

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Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

#2 - On 03/08/2012 at 9:57am by causticgirl

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