Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

by wtf / 03/08/2012 at 4:03am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • The tough life of a guitar hero...

    #3 - On 03/08/2012 at 9:57am by OnlyOnFML

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  • Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

    #2 - On 03/08/2012 at 9:57am by causticgirl

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