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Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8363) - you deserved it (19382)

On 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by Ashleigh - Australia

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Hmmm. That seems like..... Quite a problem......

#1 - On 03/02/2012 at 7:33pm by FatelBlade

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Lol what is that app called it's pretty cool and btw YDI for not knowing math

#2 - On 03/02/2012 at 7:33pm by gahj

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