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Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (3679)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

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Because the world totally revolves around you...

#1 - On 03/02/2012 at 7:33pm by Kat_like_meow

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Well at least the sirens gave you a heads up! Get outta there as fast as you can :)

#2 - On 03/02/2012 at 7:33pm by Metzler31

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