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Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (11486)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

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that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

#2 - On 02/28/2012 at 5:46am by Pentium_4

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That's pretty genius to be honest!

#5 - On 02/28/2012 at 5:48am by emeraldon

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