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Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22119) - you deserved it (2574)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

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In other words you were a load your mother should've swallowed.

#1 - On 02/25/2012 at 7:17pm by draegbomb

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Well, your mom is kind of a bitch. Sorry OP.

#3 - On 02/25/2012 at 7:19pm by Linkerdoodles

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