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Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
In other words you were a load your mother should've swallowed.
Well, your mom is kind of a bitch. Sorry OP.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014