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Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (2168)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

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I see some family friction in the near future...

#2 - On 02/25/2012 at 5:49am by alexh15

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Hope he's ok OP things can be replaced but brothers can't.

#5 - On 02/25/2012 at 5:55am by CaliGali

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