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Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"

#7 - On 02/19/2012 at 1:24pm by I_EAT_KITTENS_FO

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Maybe you should just tap your foot

#8 - On 02/19/2012 at 1:24pm by TehParteh

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