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Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28553) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"

#7 - On 02/19/2012 at 1:24pm by I_EAT_KITTENS_FO

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Omg!!! I hope your ok OP!!! Wth is going on with people nowadays geez!!!!

#6 - On 02/19/2012 at 1:24pm by MrsUresti

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