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Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

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#1 - On 02/13/2012 at 6:02am by kshafer08

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Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.

#2 - On 02/13/2012 at 6:04am by Buttsexpirate

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