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Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8288) - you deserved it (25060)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. Fuck your microwave's life

#1 - On 02/12/2012 at 8:58pm by Akumie

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You PROBABLY have anger problems? More like you DO have anger problems.

#2 - On 02/12/2012 at 8:58pm by ByronJess

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