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Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.

#7 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:05pm by deaditegirl

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This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.

#15 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:09pm by volcom1206

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