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Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23994) - you deserved it (1723)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

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Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

#1 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:35pm by Outsider_77

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Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

#9 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:40pm by bertoelmexicano

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