Sick burn

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 203
You deserved it 2 741
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Outsider_77 0

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

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bertoelmexicano 6

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

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Outsider_77 0

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

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n_epic_fail 14

Better to have her worried about global warming than spending thousands on 2012 propaganda. But what woman can forget the day she gave birth?! I have Images burned into my head and I wasn't the one popping out a child....

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herrobear 0

The correct term is climate change. There hasn't been warming in a few years, and they can't find anymore.

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HahaHokayThen 10

This is such an FYL, why are there much more YDIs? Just wondering

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cooLING 0

#35, Climate Change is called so because it better describes the more intense weather occurring globally in recent years. Also, it appears you are not looking at the larger trend of intense temperature and weather patterns over the last few decades and are simply picking less than a decade as your proof. Remember to read all the data and articles you come across about climate change rather than picking random bits of data which may be out of context just because you want to appear correct. Another danger is listening to climate change articles not written by a scientist that sounds good but doesn't have the data to support it.

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

Its cool, just forget to wish her happy mothers day, then blame it on the economy.

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cheaptrix 6

35: actually the world has been warming since the last ice age, so we call it climate change because we have been speeding it up

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StonerkidDGK420 0

You should forget something about her and tell her "ditto"

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nerobluerose 10

What's with people hating on Pokemon? Ditto Is awesome

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Lithiette 9

Ditto's a ***** XD But that makes my life much easier when I want baby starters.

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Thelnternet 7

that's really cold

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hotPinklipstick 24

Actually it's hot. (Global warming I mean.)

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MrSassypants 32

I think it is at a moderate temperature, not too hot or too cold. Wait....

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rocker_chick105 31

Your birthday comes once a year, but global warming lasts for a long time.

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xoxokelsey11 5

The warmth melted her memory capacity.

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taytaylal 11

Bad parenting went to a whole new level...

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bertoelmexicano 6

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

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shannonjnae2706 0

There is absolutely no excuse for a parent to EVER forget a child's birthday...just sayin.

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Schizomaniac 24

What if they develop dementia?

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burtonbullet 10

Yeah 10? Mine was forgotten two years straight. Tell that to my parents.

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cooLING 0

#20, even if they had dementia, somebody else would have informed the parent. Or if OP knows she has dementia, OP wouldn't be so offended but rather depressed over the parent's deterioration. I'm slightly offended by your comment because my father died of Alzheimer's disease almost a month ago. I spent half my life knowing he was going to die (I was born when he was middle aged). I know you didn't mean that as offensive but please, don't joke about that.

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