Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
by Jarryd / 02/10/2012 at 12:40am / Australia / Miscellaneous
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Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!
#2 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:02am by Buttsexpirate
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The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.
#4 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:03am by saIty
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