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Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26968) - you deserved it (6582)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

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Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!

#2 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:02am by Buttsexpirate

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The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.

#4 - On 02/10/2012 at 6:03am by saIty

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