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Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML


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On 02/08/2012 at 6:27am - misc - by 3.14 (woman) - United Kingdom

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Guess her diet didnt last long.

#1 - On 02/08/2012 at 9:59am by Amberrae23

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I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

#10 - On 02/08/2012 at 10:25am by DocBastard

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