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Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25777) - you deserved it (2854)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

#4 - On 02/07/2012 at 12:42pm by MrSuperEmoticons

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The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

#7 - On 02/07/2012 at 12:44pm by singerlove

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