Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
by courtneynaked / 02/07/2012 at 8:47am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous
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You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.
#4 - On 02/07/2012 at 12:42pm by MrSuperEmoticons
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The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...
#7 - On 02/07/2012 at 12:44pm by singerlove
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