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Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

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I just hate stupid people...

#1 - On 02/05/2012 at 9:52am by jeezburger12

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Tell him he's a fucking idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

#4 - On 02/05/2012 at 9:54am by Lady98K

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