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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26077) - you deserved it (1996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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I would be scared, very very scared

#1 - On 02/04/2012 at 1:44pm by silentbutfunny

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Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

#4 - On 02/04/2012 at 1:45pm by KeyboardWarrior

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