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Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19266) - you deserved it (1755)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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It's YOUR driveway, run them over with your car.

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:07pm by Glitterhinoceros

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If your family tree doesn't fork, then you might be a redneck

#1 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:06pm by thatshot808

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