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Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16781) - you deserved it (1105)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by delamer (woman) - United States (California)

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Can't you just manually unlock your car?

#4 - On 01/29/2012 at 1:34pm by sydmg23

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Simple solution really. Murder their car. There can only be one!!

#9 - On 01/29/2012 at 1:37pm by Buttsexpirate

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