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Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15013) - you deserved it (1315)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm - misc - by StickySituations (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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You should just leave it for him to deal with. FYL.

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:44pm by anon80214

See in context

+23 | 14

Well that's a sticky s- *gets sliced in half by light saber*

#15 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:54pm by GoW_Chick

See in context

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