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Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20052) - you deserved it (1901)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm - misc - by StickySituations (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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You should just leave it for him to deal with. FYL.

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:44pm by anon80214

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Wait for his ass to come back and force him to clean up the mess.

#5 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:48pm by JackSteely

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