Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27688) - you deserved it (2650)
On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
stinky 's life also sucksToday, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower…
Suzie Leone also deserved itToday, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.
#3 - On 01/24/2012 at 12:54pm by every1luvsboners
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+302 | 11
STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!
#2 - On 01/24/2012 at 12:52pm by GoW_Chick
+227 | 14
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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