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Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26368) - you deserved it (2529)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.

#3 - On 01/24/2012 at 12:54pm by every1luvsboners

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STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!

#2 - On 01/24/2012 at 12:52pm by GoW_Chick

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