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Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8803) - you deserved it (18760)

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That was a piss-poor effort. Are you feeling a bit flushed? I'll stop the toilet humour now.

#1 - On 01/24/2012 at 5:31am by ComTlancy

See in context

+75 | 9

Now if a jellyfish comes out of nowhere and stings your leg, you're set

#5 - On 01/24/2012 at 5:38am by yahoowizard

See in context

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