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Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
That was a piss-poor effort. Are you feeling a bit flushed? I'll stop the toilet humour now.
Now if a jellyfish comes out of nowhere and stings your leg, you're set
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015