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Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML


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On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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Punch him back

#1 - On 01/12/2012 at 4:33pm by mserrato

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So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

#5 - On 01/12/2012 at 4:34pm by purpleamandapand

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