Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25263) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Top comments

Punch him back

#1 - On 01/12/2012 at 4:33pm by mserrato

See in context

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

#5 - On 01/12/2012 at 4:34pm by purpleamandapand

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

FML's blog

  • On FML, it's Halloween every day
  • As you know, we never pass up the chance to open up a light beer and plunge into the depths of the FML archive to come up with some sort of theme. Most holidays, national or otherwise, are pretty well represented.…

Friday 31 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: