Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9217) - you deserved it (12462)
On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States
fuckparents's life also sucksToday, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home…
Tiana also deserved itToday, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the…
That's just the universe telling you to stfu.
#8 - On 01/10/2012 at 3:05am by IndigoFuckYou
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+58 | 9
Easy fix: Mime school.
#6 - On 01/10/2012 at 3:03am by ShroomsOnAcid
+38 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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