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Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12599) - you deserved it (19553)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

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That's just the universe telling you to stfu.

#8 - On 01/10/2012 at 3:05am by IndigoFuckYou

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Don't be so harsh on yourself Justin.

Haha sorry, I was far too tempted.

#26 - On 01/10/2012 at 4:32am by zaza_x

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