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Man or woman?

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Well, at least now you know you're safe...unless she got the other woman's address confused with yours too...

#1 - On 01/04/2012 at 4:41pm by ohmandapants

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Bitches be crazy

#5 - On 01/04/2012 at 4:42pm by lolapple

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