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Today, I want to gat my undararms waxd. I'm usually not salf-conscious bacausa I figura thay saa worsa stuff all tha tima. Whan I raisd my arm for har to wax my armpit sha lookd at ma, laughd an said "Wall I guass that's how I know it's wintar in Wisconsin!" FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Usually, waxers try to make people comftable, and making jokes is a nice way. I've seen people say "omg i could go camp in there" so you see

And #5, being offended is not against the law, just laugh out loud a big time and let it go ;)

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 6:55am by 4ube

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lol. at least it's off now?

This is another "Someone had a sense of humour and I didn't" FML. But I feel for yah, underarm hair is not something people like to be made fun of for :$

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:42am by 0___0

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