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Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31147) - you deserved it (7310)

On 03/02/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Usually, waxers try to make people comftable, and making jokes is a nice way. I've seen people say "omg i could go camp in there" so you see

And #5, being offended is not against the law, just laugh out loud a big time and let it go ;)

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 6:55am by 4ube

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lol. at least it's off now?

This is another "Someone had a sense of humour and I didn't" FML. But I feel for yah, underarm hair is not something people like to be made fun of for :$

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:42am by 0___0

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