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Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53088) - you deserved it (4042)

On 05/12/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by freckle82 - Canada (Ontario)

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send her back a picture of your middle finger

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:53pm by Ilovelife07

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At least he wasn't your current boyfriend and you were finding out he got married while he was dating you. :P

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:50pm by angelxcollins

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