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Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52364) - you deserved it (3974)

On 05/12/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by freckle82 - Canada (Ontario)

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send her back a picture of your middle finger

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:53pm by Ilovelife07

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Bang a new dude every night and take a vid of each encounter. Send them to her and your ex-bf to remind your ex-bf you can still go out and have sex with whoever you want and to show your ex-bf's mom that you're a hottie while she's old and unwanted.

#6 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:58pm by Jaywin

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