Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10690) - you deserved it (29127)
On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had…
Hangover part 3?
#2 - On 01/01/2012 at 6:41pm by SadSadKidd
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Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?
#5 - On 01/01/2012 at 6:45pm by mismonroe
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