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Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11902) - you deserved it (31234)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

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Hangover part 3?

#2 - On 01/01/2012 at 6:41pm by SadSadKidd

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Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?

#5 - On 01/01/2012 at 6:45pm by mismonroe

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