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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77349) - you deserved it (6066)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

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What the hell???
That does suck!

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 6:08am by Lbooks93

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time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

#3 - On 05/12/2009 at 6:17am by Lizzy86

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