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Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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It was a booby trap!!

#6 - On 12/27/2011 at 4:23pm by waswashere

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Oh my goodness!! That is terrible! Boob pain is the absolute worst!! I feel your pain! FYL for sure!!

#2 - On 12/27/2011 at 4:20pm by desireev

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