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Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.

#2 - On 12/25/2011 at 7:32pm by sugarandspice33

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"that time with your grandfather wow. talk about roasting his chestnuts in front of an open fire. sex on a bearskin rug is amazing just to let you know."

#8 - On 12/25/2011 at 7:36pm by flockz

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