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Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25996) - you deserved it (4923)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

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"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

#3 - On 12/23/2011 at 10:09am by imaginaryvoice

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Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

#12 - On 12/23/2011 at 10:15am by Epsilonyx

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