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Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

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dont flip the finger unless youre heavily armed or have an escape route,too many no brainers on the roads these days

#6 - On 12/23/2011 at 6:12am by vernk

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That's when you jump on their hood screaming like a she-bear and nun-chuck their windshield.

#10 - On 12/23/2011 at 6:16am by PulverKuss

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