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Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24215) - you deserved it (2897)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Don't drink and walk.

#1 - On 12/19/2011 at 4:33pm by DocBastard

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at least it wasnt a cop.

#4 - On 12/19/2011 at 4:38pm by ajpopoca88

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