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Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21875) - you deserved it (1591)

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Buy a gas mask

#1 - On 12/09/2011 at 12:47pm by SirCuDi

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