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Same thing different taste
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Go vegan
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Believe her next time
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Go stay at a friend's house!
Operator: "Hello. This is the flatulence hotline. Can you hold please?" OP: "No I can't. This is an emergency" Operator: "OK. Don't panic. Just breathe deeply" *OPs roommate walks past* Operator: "Hello? Hello? Hell..." FYL OP
Ok so I was being a stalker and looked at your profile. You stated " Grammer. Spelling." now, I'm not a GRAMMAR Nazi but that's pissing me off. God lord, please change it and spell right since you love spelling. I cannot begin to say how ironic that is. GRAMMAR. No E.
**Edit** I clicked reply to the wrong one >.>. My bad :L.
Fart war! Now you know why "general Tso's chicken" is on the menu of every Chinese take out place. General Tso won the great fart wars of feudal china.
don't worry that'll go away...... eventually .......
Don't worry OP, It is normal to have intense gas after switching from an omnivorous lifestyle to a vegetarian one. The longer they stay on their new diet, the smelly gas will go away. In other words, 'you've gotta hold on, to what you got, it doesn't make a difference whether you make it or not...'
It would be amusing if carbon monoxide seeped through the night, making this Fml op's last will and testament.
The good news is that there is no way you'd literally die from her toxic farts. That's also the bad news as death is an attractive alternative to inhaling rotting vegetable vapors.
actually, perdix, you're wrong about that. there is a case in recent medical literature where a man literally farted himself to death, and asphyxiated due to lack of oxygen!
Because toxic gas is your bodies way of telling you that you're on the right diet! ...According to a vegetarian, at least.
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Buy a gas mask
Call of dooty: Fart Ops.