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Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26652) - you deserved it (3313)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Welcome to America!

#2 - On 12/01/2011 at 5:58am by sidkid008

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Now you can try venison.

#1 - On 12/01/2011 at 5:57am by ScaughtieHolden

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