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Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)

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For some reason, I pictured Mia from Princess Diaries when I read this.

#8 - On 11/30/2011 at 6:11pm by macdaddymady

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I accidentally did that once and my sister, also. I guess you can say you're never fully a woman until you get a round brush stuck in your hair.

#11 - On 11/30/2011 at 6:13pm by stayawake96

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