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Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40578) - you deserved it (4756)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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So pretty much right now you are just destined to fail?

#1 - On 11/29/2011 at 7:29pm by philipino

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Can't you use your social security card?

#5 - On 11/29/2011 at 7:31pm by kleeanne22

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