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Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

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.... lock the door? I will never understand why people go to the bathroom, whether to shower or use the toilet, and don't lock the door. It's not that hard to figure out.

#2 - On 11/25/2011 at 2:56am by linnie_wesker

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Ask least it wasnt your dad

#3 - On 11/25/2011 at 2:57am by Garytt

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