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Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27522) - you deserved it (2256)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

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Seems legit. (:

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 10:00am by WTSchool

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The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

#9 - On 11/24/2011 at 10:05am by perdix

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