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Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21427) - you deserved it (2058)

On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

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They didn't call the cops on him?

#1 - On 11/22/2011 at 9:54am by weepingangel

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Fuck the lease, gtf outa there!!

#4 - On 11/22/2011 at 9:57am by J3R3MYY

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