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Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23169) - you deserved it (3674)

On 11/20/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by NoThanksGrandma (woman) -

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quit whining.
she obviously needed your help.
grow up.

#1 - On 11/20/2011 at 6:32am by nanaprincess

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She was probably embarrassed to ask you for help too, I'm sure she wasn't excited about it either.

#2 - On 11/20/2011 at 6:38am by KELSEYJOHNSON23

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