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Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML


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On 11/17/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tnh - United States

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Wake THEM up two hours early.

#1 - On 11/17/2011 at 4:40pm by icic6772

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Wait till they leave and then sneak in their apartment and put a walkie talkie user their bed.
At 3am start yelling MEEEP MEEEP

#4 - On 11/17/2011 at 4:42pm by instnt1nfction

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