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Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20639) - you deserved it (2379)

On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!

#3 - On 11/16/2011 at 3:07am by enonymous

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Shove a potato in her muffler.

#8 - On 11/16/2011 at 3:12am by Im2Handsom

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