Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (2873)
On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
insulted 's life also sucksToday, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted…
anonymous also deserved itToday, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the…
It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!
#3 - On 11/16/2011 at 3:07am by enonymous
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+79 | 8
Shove a potato in her muffler.
#8 - On 11/16/2011 at 3:12am by Im2Handsom
+42 | 1
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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