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Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (2395)

On 11/14/2011 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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