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Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
"Excuse me you were going over the speed limit, can I see your license? ..Oh wow, that eyeliner really brings out the color of your eyes. I'll let you off with a warning."
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Thursday 23 April 2015