Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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    #5 - On 11/14/2011 at 7:52pm by ReinaJay

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  • "Excuse me you were going over the speed limit, can I see your license? ..Oh wow, that eyeliner really brings out the color of your eyes. I'll let you off with a warning."

    #19 - On 11/14/2011 at 8:11pm by stayawake96

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