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Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32620) - you deserved it (12547)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:32pm by lilgoddess

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You left some of it out, he actually said,

"Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."

#16 - On 08/10/2009 at 9:50pm by iFruit

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