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Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said "We're not ready for our table yet". Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend who I've met several times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6637) - you deserved it (52280)

On 03/02/2009 at 9:22am - misc - by neelloc83 - United States (New Jersey)

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ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing
now youll never forget him again, though!!!

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:05pm by m0nicam0nster

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Wow, it never occurred to you that maybe Indian people ate at Indian restaurants?!?!?!?!?!?

#15 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:18pm by qwerty123456789

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