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Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said "We're not ready for our table yet". Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend who I've met several times. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 9:22am - misc - by neelloc83 - United States (New Jersey)

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ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing
now youll never forget him again, though!!!

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:05pm by m0nicam0nster

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I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."

#7 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:29pm by ForestFire0

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