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Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said "We're not ready for our table yet". Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend who I've met several times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6153) - you deserved it (50349)

On 03/02/2009 at 9:22am - misc - by neelloc83 - United States (New Jersey)

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